Colleen, 19, New Haven/San Diego, not very good at being interesting so you should stop looking at this right now no seriously go away
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.
brilliant
ALWAYS REBLOG.
actually sitting here crying with laughter
SEXUAL CONSENT VOLTRON
LITERALLY IN TEARS OVER THIS POST LIKE…..
today my ap physics teacher read us cat in the hat and it was honestly the quietest my class have been the whole year
if you ever think the bible is boring just remember that fucking ophanim are a thing
that’s right, that thing isn’t some fucking lovecraftian eldritch beast
that’s from ezekiel
Also, some theologians believe that the angels who appeared before the…
Someday.
future referencing
ROISIN
YES ALL OF THEM
Get Your Anti-Femininity Out Of My Feminism by s.e. smith (via aimmyarrowshigh)
(Source: thechocolatebrigade)
HEEEEEEEELP THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS CHANGING
AN INTENSIFIER IS BECOMING MILDER OVER TIME THIS HAS LITERALLY NEVER HAPPENED
THE MOUNTAIN DEW I DESCRIBED AS ‘AWESOME’ LITERALLY INSPIRED AWE IN ME AND RENEWED MY FAITH IN GOD
I NEED TO LOOK DOWN UPON PEOPLE FOR THINGS I DON’T FULLY UNDERSTAND SO I CAN FEEL SUPERIOR TO SOMEONE
but the boys who are looking for sad girls always find me. i’m not a girl anymore and i’m not sad anymore. you want me to be a tragic backdrop so that you can appear to be illuminated, so that people can say ‘wow, isn’t he so terribly brave to love a girl who is so obviously sad?’ you think i’ll be the dark sky so you can be the star? i’ll swallow you whole.
We have shows like 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation struggling to stay on every season, and shows like Two and a Half Men and Big Bang Theory having no trouble at all. Shows like the latter two, which capitalize on trivializing women and their roles or attempting to put them in “their place,” become the most popular and successful shows on TV. So this poses a grander question: Why does our society enjoy sexism so much? Or, more importantly, why is our supposedly progressing world so opposed to breaking this sexist quo? You might say that it doesn’t matter – it’s just a TV show. But it’s not “just” anything. Everything matters, especially television. Everyone enjoys television, and until that arena of entertainment can employ more ladies and create shows that demonstrate the depths of different types of characters – women, people of color, and the LGBTQ community – our society that is so incredibly susceptible to what’s on that silver screen is going to continue to inherently absorb sexism.
So when shows like 30 Rock go off the air, that precious air time is replaced by shows that still present women as sex objects, dumb blondes, nagging wives, emotional coworkers, or ugly neighbors. We, unfortunately, still live in a world where a show run by women is a landmark, but we have to hold tight to those landmarks and make sure they keep breaking down those discriminatory norms.
Anisha Ahuja, I’m Sad 30 Rock Ended (And Why You Should Be Too) on Feminspire.com (via feminspire)
look at my face
you think this is a fucking game
son, your mother and i are very concerned
I never laughed at two cats harder before
(via clementinevonradics)
Poster by Klaas Wynne.
aah oh wow this is great
my best friend in middle school wasn’t allowed to wash her hair with anything other than this weird lemon juice concoction because her terrifying mother objected to “chemicals”, I spent a lot of time being like BUT WE’RE MADE OF CHEMICALS at her, to no avail
This is so great. Chemicals are not inherently bad, people.
for lent the pope gave up